LISTEN UP NEWBIES!!!
YOU'RE GETTING GRADE A TREATMENT HERE, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT, IT MAY NEVER COME AGAIN!!!! HEY IN THE BACK YOU BETTER FUCKING PAY ATTENTION I'LL COME OVER THERE AND PWN YOU IF YOU DON'T... oh screw it you're DEAD!!!!
*grabs n3wbie by neck and throws him out window, leaps out window after him... senseless violence can be heard as random gore splatters across the remaining windows*